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    Motherhood: the unpaid job with no annual leave. Celebrate the legend who raised you (and probably regrets it). These cards are honest, hilarious, and only slightly emotionally damaging.

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    "Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card
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    "Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card
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    "You're Lucky I Even Turned Up" Greeting Card
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    "Surprised I Bought You a Card" Greeting Card
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    "You've Always Been Like a Mother to Me" Mother's Day Card
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    "Now Gimme That Tit" Mother's Day Card
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    "Cheers For The Womb" Mother's Day Card
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    "This Dilf Needs His Milf" Mother's Day Card
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    "World's Greatest Dog Mum" Mother's Day Card
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    "Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card
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    "Adolescent Years" Greeting Card
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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Mother's Day Card
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    "Happy Grandmother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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    "I'm The Best Thing To Ever Happen To You" Greeting Card
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    "Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card
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    "Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card
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    "Card Because Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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    "I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card
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    "Nine Months Sober For This" Mother's Day Card
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    "Cheers for the ADHD, Mum" Mother's Day Card
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    "OK Boomer" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card
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    "You're The Best Freakin' Mum" Mother's Day Card
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    "Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card
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    "Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card
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    "Please Give Facebook a Rest" Mother's Day Card
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    "Thanks For Giving Dad a Chance" Mother's Day Card
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    "Sorry I Messed Up Your Lady Garden" Mother's Day Card
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    "Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card
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    "You're One Badass Mother" Mother's Day Card
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    "Spoilt, Messy, Ungrateful Ass" Greeting Card
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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Mother's Day Card
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    "If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card
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    "A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" Mother's Day Card
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    "You Can't Spell Smother" Mother's Day Card
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    "Best Bonus Mum Ever" Mother's Day Card
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    "From Your Former Gifted Child" Mother's Day Card
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    "I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Cat" Greeting Card
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    "Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card
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    "Why Couldn't You Marry For Money" Mother's Day Card
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    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card
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    "Tick Raising a Complete Baddie Off Your Bucket List" Greeting Card
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    "Mum, You had Impeccable Taste When Adopting" Mother's Day Card
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    "Miserable Cow" Mother's Day Card
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    "You're a Bloody Ledge" Mother's Day Card
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    "Sorry" Apology Card
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    "Science Has Told Us Cool Mums Have Cool Kids" Mother's Day Card
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    "World's Greatest Cat Mum" Mother's Day Card
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    "School Craft Fair" Mother's Day Card
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