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    Motherhood: the unpaid job with no annual leave. Celebrate the legend who raised you (and probably regrets it). These cards are honest, hilarious, and only slightly emotionally damaging.

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    "I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card
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    "Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card
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    "Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card
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    "Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card
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    "No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card
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    "Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card
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    "Cheers for the Autism" Mother's Day Card
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    "Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card
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    "Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card
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    "You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card
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    "Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card
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    "Best Mum in the Whole Wide House" Mother's Day Card
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    "I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card
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    "Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card
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    "What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card
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    "Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card
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    "I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card
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    "I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card
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    "Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card
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    "To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card
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    "You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Mother's Day You Marvelous Woman" Mother's Day Card
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    "Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
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    "Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card
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    "Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card
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    "Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card
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    "Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card
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    "I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card
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    "Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card
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    "I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card
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    "Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card
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    "From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card
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