on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Tired Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Inbred Cousin Fucker" Birthday Card

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"See You Next Tuesday, Cunt" Greeting Card

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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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"I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card

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"Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Exclusive Top" Birthday Card

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"Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Blue Balls" Birthday Card

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"Not All Those Who Wander Are Hipster Cunts" Farewell Card

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"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card

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"Who Did You Have to Fuck?" New Job Card

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