on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

"After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

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"Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card

"Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card

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"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

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"An Attempt Was Made" Encouragement Card

"An Attempt Was Made" Encouragement Card

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"Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card

"Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card

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"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card

"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card

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"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"Find the Back Door, Bitch" Encouragement Card

"Find the Back Door, Bitch" Encouragement Card

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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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"Get Confident, Stupid" Encouragement Card

"Get Confident, Stupid" Encouragement Card

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"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card

"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card

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"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You're Doing" Encouragement Card

"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You're Doing" Encouragement Card

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"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card

"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card

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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

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"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card

"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card

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"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card

"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

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"How You Doin'?" Get Well Card

"How You Doin'?" Get Well Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card

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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

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"I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

"I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card

"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card

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"I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card

"I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card

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"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

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"I've Seen What You Put in Your Body" Get Well Card

"I've Seen What You Put in Your Body" Get Well Card

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"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card

"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card

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"Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Encouragement Card

"Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Encouragement Card

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"Just Remember, First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

"Just Remember, First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

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"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card

"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card

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"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

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"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

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"Let's Get Ready to Stumble" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Ready to Stumble" Celebration Card

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"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

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"My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card

"My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card

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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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"Please Get Good" Get Well Card

"Please Get Good" Get Well Card

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"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

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"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Midori Splice" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Midori Splice" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Simpsons Hit & Run Remaster" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Simpsons Hit & Run Remaster" Greeting Card

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