Greeting Cards
All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).
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"Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card
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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shit Twister" Sympathy Card
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"Sorry Your Career is a Disaster" Sympathy Card
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"Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card
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"Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card
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"Merry Shitscram" Christmas Card
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"Marrying Into Money" Mother's Day Card
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"Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card
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"Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
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"Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card
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"It's Finally Acceptable To Eat For Two" Pregnancy Card
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"I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card
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"I Got My Hair Did For This?" Celebration Card
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"I Ain't Sayin She's A Gold Digger" Engagement Card
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"Flimsy IKEA Furniture" Housewarming Card
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"Bachelor of Being Useless" Graduation Card
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"At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card
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"You Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card
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"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card
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"Congrats on Your Semen Demon" Newborn Card
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"Congrats on the Little Fucker" Newborn Card
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"Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card
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"Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card
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"You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card
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"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card
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"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card
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"I Went to Idiot Coworker Land and Everyone Knew You" Friendship Card
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"I'm So Happy We Mutually Friend-zoned Each Other" Friendship Card
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"Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card
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"You Little Quitter" Farewell Card
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"Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card
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"Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card
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"Generic" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Gooner" Birthday Card
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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card
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"I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card
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"Money Focused Love Languages" Valentines Card
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"Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card
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"I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card
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