Greeting Cards
All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).
"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card
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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card
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"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card
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"So How's the Job Search Going?" Graduation Card
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"Mandatory" Graduation Card
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"Thank God You're a Handyman" Father's Day Card
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"They're Called Stepmums Cause They Step the Fuck Up" Mother's Day Card
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"You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card
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"I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card
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"This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card
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"This is a Stealth Card. I'll Keep Your Birthday a Secret." Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Blonde Lets Her Boyfriend Feel Her Big Natural Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card
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"I Play Pot of Greed" Birthday Card
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"I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card
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"You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card
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"The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card
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"Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card
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"Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card
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"Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card
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"Try Not to Have a Birthday Challenge" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Sleeper Build" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Slugger" Birthday Card
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"I Just Want to Be Part of Your Symphony" Valentines Card
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"I Hope This Card Finds You Laid" Greeting Card
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"Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card
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"Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card
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"Business in the Front, Party in the Sensible Venue" Celebration Card
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"The Printer Couldn't Be Bothered Finishing Your Card" Birthday Card
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"I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card
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"Are You My Mummy?" Mother's Day Card
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"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card
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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card
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"It's Still Drink-Driving Even If You Are Hot" Celebration Card
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"You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card
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"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card
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"Congrats, It's Ugly" Newborn Card
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"Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card
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"I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card
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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card
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"Put a Finger Down If You Hate Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Friends Through Thicc and Thin" Friendship Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday to My TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card
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"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card
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