on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

Cards For Dad

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"To You and Your Snoring Problem" Father's Day Card

"To You and Your Snoring Problem" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Cheers for the Autism" Father's Day Card

"Cheers for the Autism" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card

"I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Dilf" Pin Badge

"Dilf" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card

"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card

"Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day From Your Furbaby" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day From Your Furbaby" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day, Dickhead" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day, Dickhead" Father's Day Card

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"The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card

"The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card

"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Bunnings King" Pin Badge

"Bunnings King" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Father's Day Card

"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Cool Dad" Father's Day Card

"Cool Dad" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Go Easy on the New Balance Sneakers" Father's Day Card

"Go Easy on the New Balance Sneakers" Father's Day Card

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$6.99

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"Why Couldn't You Pass Down Generational Wealth?" Greeting Card

"Why Couldn't You Pass Down Generational Wealth?" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"It's Important to Embrace Your Mistakes" Father's Day Card

"It's Important to Embrace Your Mistakes" Father's Day Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card

"This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

"Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card

"Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Is There Anything You Can Do?" Father's Day Card

"Is There Anything You Can Do?" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Thanks for BCF-ing Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks for BCF-ing Mum" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Bunnings King" Fridge Magnet

"Bunnings King" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Spoilt, Messy, Ungrateful Ass" Greeting Card

"Spoilt, Messy, Ungrateful Ass" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"From Your Bonus Prize for Banging My Mum" Father's Day Card

"From Your Bonus Prize for Banging My Mum" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card

"If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"To My Mother's Husband" Father's Day Card

"To My Mother's Husband" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Spending Money In This Economy" Father's Day Card

"Spending Money In This Economy" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Card Because Dad" Father's Day Card

"Card Because Dad" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"The Hero We Didn't Ask For" Father's Day Card

"The Hero We Didn't Ask For" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Father's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Son" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day To You and Your Socks and Crocs" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day To You and Your Socks and Crocs" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card

"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Let's Awkwardly Express Emotion Together" Father's Day Card

"Let's Awkwardly Express Emotion Together" Father's Day Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"You Da Man" Father's Day Card

"You Da Man" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"From Your Little Angel" Father's Day Card

"From Your Little Angel" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day, Old Man" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day, Old Man" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"You Old Fart" Father's Day Card

"You Old Fart" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Dog Dad" Pin Badge

"Dog Dad" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" Father's Day Card

"In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card

"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card

"Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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