on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

5.0 (2)

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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

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"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

4.0 (3)

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"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

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"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

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"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

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"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

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"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

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"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

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"A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

"A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

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"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card

"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

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"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card

"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card

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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

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"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

5.0 (11)

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"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card

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"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

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"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card

1.0 (1)

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"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

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"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

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"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

5.0 (4)

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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

$6.99

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"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Best Dad in the Whole Wide House" Father's Day Card

"Best Dad in the Whole Wide House" Father's Day Card

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"Coming Back After Getting the Milk" Father's Day Card

"Coming Back After Getting the Milk" Father's Day Card

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"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card

"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

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$6.99

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"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure" Father's Day Card

"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Daddy" Fridge Magnet

"Daddy" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Happy Father's Day, You Handsome Motherfucker" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day, You Handsome Motherfucker" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Father's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"You're Gonna Make the Best Dilf" Newborn Card

"You're Gonna Make the Best Dilf" Newborn Card

$6.99

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"Adolescent Years" Greeting Card

"Adolescent Years" Greeting Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Child" Father's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Child" Father's Day Card

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"What a Mighty Good Man" Father's Day Card

"What a Mighty Good Man" Father's Day Card

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