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    Farewell Cards

    Bye, Felicia. Whether they’re quitting, moving, or just ghosting you, these farewell cards say 'see ya' with sarcasm, shade, and maybe a bit of sincerity. (But mostly shade.)

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    "Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't More Legroom on Your Flight" Farewell Card

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    "I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card

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    "Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card

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    "You Leaving Has Got Me Shook" Farewell Card

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    "Fuck Off" Farewell Card

    "Fuck Off" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card

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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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    "Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card

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    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

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    "Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card

    "Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card

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    "Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

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    "The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card

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    "I'm Sorry You Have To Go" Farewell Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a First Class Upgrade" Farewell Card

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    "You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card

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    "Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card

    "Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card

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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    $17.99

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    "You're Leaving? Get Outta Town!" Farewell Card

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    "The World Won't Know What Hit It" Farewell Card

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    "This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You've Got a Passport, We Get It" Farewell Card

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    "Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card

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    "Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card

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    "Not All Those Who Wander Are Hipster Cunts" Farewell Card

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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

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    "Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

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