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    Christmas Best Sellers

    Welcome to the naughty list. See our best-selling cards for Christmas day and gifts that roast the season like a chestnut on fire. From sarcastic greetings to gloriously unholy merch, these festive favourites are proof that jingle bells sound better with a bit of bite.

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    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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    "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card

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    $6.99

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    "From One Fabulous Bitch to Another" Christmas Card

    "From One Fabulous Bitch to Another" Christmas Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

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    "Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

    "Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

    $6.99

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    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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    "Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

    5.0 (10)

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    "All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card

    "All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card

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    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card

    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card

    5.0 (5)

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    "I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

    "I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

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    "Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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    "Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card

    "Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card

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    "A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

    "A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

    5.0 (2)

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    "Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card

    "Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card

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    "Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card

    "I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card

    "Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card

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    "You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card

    "You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card

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    "Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card

    "Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

    "Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

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    "Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card

    "Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card

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    "You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

    "You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

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    "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

    "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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    "Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

    "Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

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    "Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card

    "Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card

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    "Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

    "Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

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    "Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card

    "Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card

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    "Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card

    "Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

    "Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

    $6.99

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    "Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card

    "Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

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    "Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card

    "Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card

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    "I Bought a Christmas Card With the Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card

    "I Bought a Christmas Card With the Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card

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    "You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

    "You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

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    "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card

    "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card

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    "Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card

    "Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card

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    "Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card

    "Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card

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    "If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

    "If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

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    "I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card

    "I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card

    $6.99

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    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card

    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card

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    "You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card

    "You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card

    5.0 (2)

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    "He Knows That You're a Cunt" Christmas Card

    "He Knows That You're a Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card

    $6.99

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