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"Happy Birthday Dick Butt" Birthday Card
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"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You Are Doing" Encouragement Card
$6.99
"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card
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"Excelenté Casa Puta" Housewarming Card
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"From Your Designated 'Son Daughter'" Father's Day Card
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"Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" New Job Card
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"Father Time Has Not Been Kind" Birthday Card
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"Congrats *Cough* Nepo Baby" Congratulations Card
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"Chicks Before Pricks" Greeting Card
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"Christmas Was So Last Year" Christmas Card
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"Congrats on the Fancy New Role" New Job Card
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"Congrats on the New Gig" New Job Card
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"At This Point, You Surviving Another Year Feels Personal" Birthday Card
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"A Nail-Biting Rollercoaster" Friendship Card
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"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card
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"Bachelor of Unemployability" Graduation Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" New Job Card
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"Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card
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"Did You Fink Daddy Would Forget His Kitten's Birfday?" Birthday Card
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"Have a Happy Birthday or I'll Knock You Off Your Broom" Birthday Card
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"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card
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"I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card
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"It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card
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"Yeah, There's a Super Cheap Auto Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
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"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card
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"Your the Best Teacher" Thank You Card
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"Thank You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Thank You Card
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"You're There for Me When I'm at My Lowest" Thank You Card
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"It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card
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"Under New Management. See Wife for More Details." Retirement Card
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"Happy Birthday to *Checks Notes* You" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Babygirl" Birthday Card
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"President of the Burnt-Out Mum Club" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card
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"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card
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"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card
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"You Really Activate My Cuteness Aggression" Valentines Card
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"I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card
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"It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card
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"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card
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"So How's the Job Search Going?" Graduation Card
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"Mandatory" Graduation Card
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"Thank God You're a Handyman" Father's Day Card
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"Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card
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"You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card
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"You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card
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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card
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"You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card
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"You're Hired!" New Job Card
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"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card
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"Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card
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"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card
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"Try Not to Have a Birthday Challenge" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Sleeper Build" Birthday Card
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"Ugh, Typical Slytherin" Greeting Card
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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card
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"To a Whale of a Wife" Valentines Card
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"This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card
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"This is a Stealth Card. I'll Keep Your Birthday a Secret." Birthday Card
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"The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card
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"The Printer Couldn't Be Bothered Finishing Your Card" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card
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"This Is a Foreclosure Waiting To Happen" Housewarming Card
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"This Card Doesn't Come With an Allen Key" Housewarming Card
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"That Dress? With Those Shoes? Okay" Celebration Card
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"Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card
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"Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card
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"Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card
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"Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card
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"Thanks For Being a Mad Mum" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shit Twister" Sympathy Card
$6.99
"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card
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"Put a Finger Down If You Hate Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Birthday Card
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"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card
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"Shut Up" Friendship Card
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"Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card
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"Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card
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"Moles On Your Back" Wedding Card
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"Merry Shitscram" Christmas Card
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"Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card
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"Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card
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"Let's Make Like Episode XIII and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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"Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card
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"Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
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"Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card
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"Marrying Into Money" Mother's Day Card
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"I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card
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"It's Still Drink-Driving Even If You Are Hot" Celebration Card
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"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card
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"It's Finally Acceptable To Eat For Two" Pregnancy Card
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"I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card
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"I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card
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"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card
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"I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card
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"I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card
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"I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card
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"I Don't Think Anyone Else Noticed the Nepotism" Congratulations Card
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"I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card
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"I Just Want to Be Part of Your Symphony" Valentines Card
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"I Hope This Card Finds You Laid" Greeting Card
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"I Got My Hair Did For This?" Celebration Card
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"I Ain't Sayin She's A Gold Digger" Engagement Card
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"Happy Surprise Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Broke Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Materialistic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to the King of Banter" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Slugger" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to My TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gender Ambiguity" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Cringelord" Birthday Card
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"Hair: Did, Face: Beat, Vibe: Good" Celebration Card
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"Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card
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"Friends Through Thicc and Thin" Friendship Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Mother's Day Card
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"COVID Cancelled Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
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"Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card
$6.99
"Flimsy IKEA Furniture" Housewarming Card
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"Blonde Lets Her Boyfriend Feel Her Big Natural Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card
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"Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card
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"Business in the Front, Party in the Sensible Venue" Celebration Card
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"Congrats, It's Ugly" Newborn Card
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"Are You My Mummy?" Mother's Day Card
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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card
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"According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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"Am I The Only One Thinking About Me" Birthday Card
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"At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card
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"Bachelor of Being Useless" Graduation Card
$6.99
"Not Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink" New Job Card
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"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card
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"Congrats on Your Semen Demon" Newborn Card
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"Congrats on the Little Fucker" Newborn Card
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"Happy Fweakin Birfday, My Pwincess" Birthday Card
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"Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card
$6.99
"Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card
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"You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card
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"It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card
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"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card
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"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card
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"I Went to Idiot Coworker Land and Everyone Knew You" Friendship Card
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"I'm So Happy We Mutually Friend-zoned Each Other" Friendship Card
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"In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" Father's Day Card
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"Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card
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"You Little Quitter" Farewell Card
$6.99
"Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card
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"Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card
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"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card
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"It's Your Birthday? What the Hell, Sure" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card
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"Just Found Out You're Chopped and Also Unc" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Unc" Birthday Card
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"It's Your Birthday? Sure Babygirl" Birthday Card
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"Generic" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Gooner" Birthday Card
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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card
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"Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card
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"I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card
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"Money Focused Love Languages" Valentines Card
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"Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card
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"I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card
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"I'm Long for You" Valentines Card
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"Young Teen Gets Brutally Wished a Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card
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"You Should've Been a Nocturnal Emission" Birthday Card
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"You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card
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"You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card
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"You Were Born To Try" Congratulations Card
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"You're Invited To My Obnoxious White Baby Shower" Pregnancy Card
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"You Owe Me a Shitload of Money" Friendship Card
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"You're a Rush Of Blood To My ... Head" Valentines Card
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"You're a Whole Lotta Woman" Valentines Card
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"With Each Birthday, You Grow in Strength" Birthday Card
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"You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card
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"You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card
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"You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card
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"With Ice Cold Regards" Thank You Card
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"What Are You Doing Stepbro?" Greeting Card
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"You Can Open This Card Without Knocking" Greeting Card
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"Who Did You Have to Fuck?" New Job Card
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"Worth the Dirt It Sits On" Housewarming Card
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"Who Knew You Had It In You" Father's Day Card
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"We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card
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"Ugh, Typical Ravenclaw" Greeting Card
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"Ugh, Typical Gryffindor" Greeting Card
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"Welcome To Your New Life" Birthday Card
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"We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card
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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card
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"To You and Your Shitty Life" Birthday Card
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"They're Called Stepmums Cause They Step the Fuck Up" Mother's Day Card
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"Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card
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"Thanks For Never Trusting Your Maternal Instinct" Mother's Day Card
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"This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card
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"Thanks For Turnin' Up" Mother's Day Card
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"Stop. Stealing. Christmas." Christmas Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card
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"Sorry Your Career is a Disaster" Sympathy Card
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"Thank God You Are Single Again" Sympathy Card
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"Should've Kept It In Your Pants Bro" Newborn Card
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"She Thinks You Love The Beach" Friendship Card
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"Mum, You're Officially Back to Being Cool Again" Mother's Day Card
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"Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card
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"Let's Drink Until We're Bored Of It All" Celebration Card
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"Let's Tear This Place Apart" Housewarming Card
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"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card
$6.99
"Just Remember First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card
$6.99
"I've Been Missing Your Strawberry Kisses" Valentines Card
$6.99
"It's a Bit Small Isn't It?" Housewarming Card
$6.99
"If I Die In Your Arms Tonight, Call 000" Valentines Card
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"I Play Pot of Greed" Birthday Card
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"I Hope They Are Putting Away for a House Deposit Now" Newborn Card
$6.99
"I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Fucked Ya Mum" Friendship Card
$6.99
"I Hope There's Air Con At This Party" Celebration Card
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"I Hope This Party Has Good Lighting" Celebration Card
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"I Hate To Use The Word Forever..." Wedding Card
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"I Got You Sweet Nothing For Valentine's Day" Valentines Card
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"I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I AFK'D For This?" Celebration Card
$6.99
"Happy Halloween You Spooky Cunt" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Haven't Cracked Your First Million" Birthday Card
$6.99
"How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday You Sad Old Spinster" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Distant Father's Day" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Nutcase" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Pothead" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday *Pouts Lips*" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Horseface" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Hipster" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Directions On How To Get Away From Here" Celebration Card
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"Diggin' Your Far Out Vibe" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Congrats on Shattering the Glass Hip" Congratulations Card
$6.99
"Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card
$6.99
"Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card
$6.99
"Congrats, You're Officially a Boy" Congratulations Card
$6.99
"Congrats On Your Revenge Body" Congratulations Card
$6.99
"Cause You Had a Bad Day" Encouragement Card
$6.99
"Congrats On The New Bachelor Pad" Housewarming Card
$6.99
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