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"Mother of All Days" Mother's Day Card
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"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card
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"Massive Congrats on Your Divorce" Congratulations Card
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"Let's Celebrate With a Curry For The Country" Celebration Card
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"Let's Make God Turn Away In Disgust" Valentines Card
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"Let's Have a Kmart Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card
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"I Didn't Know Santa Shopped At Kmart" Christmas Card
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"Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card
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"Happy [Redacted] Birthday You Giant [Redacted]" Birthday Card
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"Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Tired Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Inbred Cousin Fucker" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Twat" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Diversity Hire" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and the Voices In Your Head" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Lips" Birthday Card
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"Giddy Up Jingle Horse, Pick Up Your Feet" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday *Side-Eye*" Birthday Card
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"Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card
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"From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card
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"From Your Little Angel" Father's Day Card
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"Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card
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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card
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"Fuck Off" Farewell Card
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"Doesn't Involve Your Hands or Mouth" New Job Card
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"Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card
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"But Can You Play Wonderwall" Birthday Card
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"Congrats On The New Digs" Housewarming Card
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"Are You a Mild Butter Chicken With a Plain Naan?" Valentines Card
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"All My Friends Jumped Off a Cliff but I Didn't Go" Greeting Card
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"Balls" Sympathy Card
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"At Least You'll Have a Badass Scar" Get Well Card
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"Baby on Board" Newborn Card
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"Another Year, Another Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Mother of the Freakin' Year" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card
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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Absolute Unit" Birthday Card
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"I'm Glad the Tassel Ended Up on the Hat" Graduation Card
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"You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card
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"You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card
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"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"You Are My Dad" Father's Day Card
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"What Are We Like" Valentines Card
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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card
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"To the Tree You Never Took Down From Last Year" Christmas Card
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"Two Dads Are Better Than One" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card
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"Sorry For Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card
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"Sorry For Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card
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"Please Put Your Phone on Silent" Mother's Day Card
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"One In The Birthday, Two In The Wishes" Birthday Card
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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card
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"Put That Thing Back Where It Came From" Newborn Card
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"So Cute. Was It a Rescue?" Newborn Card
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"Please Get Good" Get Well Card
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"Oops, Wrong Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"Merry Christmas You Scroogey Motherfucker" Christmas Card
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"Nice Crotch Goblin" Newborn Card
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"Never Dropping Me on My... What's It Called Again?" Father's Day Card
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"No Matter How Badly I Neglect Our Friendship" Friendship Card
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"Merry Christmas You Tacky Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card
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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card
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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card
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"It's Giving Father" Father's Day Card
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"It Can't All Be Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card
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"It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card
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"It's a Boy" Newborn Card
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"I Love Our Flirt to Roast Ratio" Valentines Card
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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card
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"I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card
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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card
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"I Love Watching You Sleep" Valentines Card
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"I Won't Object To Your Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card
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"Happy Birthday You Povo Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday. Also, Your Fly Is Undone" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Clumsy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Roommate From Hell" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card
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"Hairy Clitoris and a Happy Gonorrhea" Christmas Card
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"Hanging Out The Passenger Side" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Debbie Downer" Birthday Card
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"Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card
$6.99
"Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card
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"Even Though You Have Zero Boobs" Birthday Card
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"Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card
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"Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card
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"Congrats, Bitch" Congratulations Card
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"Call Heaven to Tell Them an Angel's Missing" Valentines Card
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"Bugger Me, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"As Immaculate as the Neighbour's Lawn" Father's Day Card
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"Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card
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"Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card
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"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card
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"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card
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"The Mum, The Myth, The Legend" Mother's Day Card
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"To the Luckiest Mum on the Planet" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card
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"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card
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"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card
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"Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card
$6.99
"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card
$6.99
"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card
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"The Hat with the Tassel Was Worth All the Hassle" Graduation Card
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"Supposed to Be Opened By a Beautiful Woman" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Your Birthday Was So Last Year" Birthday Card
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"You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card
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"You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card
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"You're Gonna Make a Great Grandmother" Mother's Day Card
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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card
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"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card
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"Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card
$6.99
"Weird Animated Porn" Birthday Card
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"Tiffany Pollard Monologue" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Ugh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card
$6.99
"This Card is a Peanut-Free Zone" Greeting Card
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"Thanks for Not Hittin' It and Quittin' It" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"This Girl is the Nastiest Skank Bitch I've Ever Met" Friendship Card
$6.99
"Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card
$6.99
"This Card Was All Your Birthday Budget Could Afford" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pack of Dunny Roll" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card
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"Sorry For Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card
$6.99
"See You Next Tuesday, Cunt" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Send Nudes" Valentines Card
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"Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card
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"Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card
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"My Therapist Told Me I Should Get You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Not Even King Arthur Could Pull Me Out of You Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card
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"Merry Eczema" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmess" Christmas Card
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"Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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"Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card
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"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card
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"It's Giving Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"I've Seen What You Put In Your Body" Get Well Card
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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life With You, Ya Dickhead" Valentines Card
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"I Want You to Crack My Back Like a Glowstick" Valentines Card
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"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card
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"I'm Gonna Deck Your Halls" Christmas Card
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"I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card
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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card
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"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card
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"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card
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"He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Terrible Taste in Memes" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday You Needy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card
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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday Fuckhead" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Douchebag" Birthday Card
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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bogan" Birthday Card
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"Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card
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"Dad, You Did The Best You Could" Father's Day Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Birthday Card
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"Ctrl+Z" Apology Card
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"Card Because Mum" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"You Could've Easily Been a Worse Mother" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card
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"Whatever the Fuck is Wrong With You is Way Hotter" Valentines Card
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"You Clever Little Bitch" Graduation Card
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"You Clever Little Cunt" Graduation Card
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"I've Got a Rash You Can Look At" Graduation Card
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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Graduation Card
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"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card
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"You Really Blitz My Chakras" Valentines Card
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"You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card
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"You Are a Mother. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Mother's Day Card
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"You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card
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"You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" Friendship Card
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"You Fixed My Trainwreck of a Heart" Valentines Card
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"You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card
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"Will You Tame The Bridezilla?" Wedding Card
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"We Still Like Each Other After All These Years" Valentines Card
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"To My Special Little Guy" Birthday Card
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"Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card
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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card
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"Way To Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card
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"Try Not To Eat The Cake" Birthday Card
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"To The Luckiest Girl On The Planet" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Never Leaving Me in a Basket" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card
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"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card
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"This Property is Definitely on the Brown Part" Housewarming Card
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"Thanks for Never Speaking to the Manager" Greeting Card
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"Thanks For Not Eating Me In The Womb" Birthday Card
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"The World Won't Know What Hit It" Farewell Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Midori Splice" Greeting Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a First Class Upgrade" Farewell Card
$6.99
"Sorry This Card Isn't a True Crime Podcast" Greeting Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Cordless Dyson" Greeting Card
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"Thanks For Accepting Me The Way I Am" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"Remember to Bang in Every Room" Housewarming Card
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"Skimmed Your Resume" New Job Card
$6.99
"Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card
$6.99
"So You Two Finally Got a Room" Housewarming Card
$6.99
"Not You Being Proposed To" Engagement Card
$6.99
"My Favourite Place is With You and Anywhere With Wifi" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Normalise Guys Giving Each Other Cute Little Cards" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Merry Christmas To You and Your Seasonal Depression" Christmas Card
$6.99
"My Therapist Says We Shouldn't Be Friends" Friendship Card
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"Mandatory" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Let's Stay The Fuck Away From Each Other" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card
$6.99
"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card
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"Let's Be Lonely Together" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card
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"If You Wanna Be My Lover" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I'm Sorry You Have To Go" Farewell Card
$6.99
"I Want Your Girl Germs" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I'm Frothing at the Gash for You" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Hope This Card Finds You Drunk" Greeting Card
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"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card
$6.99
"I Hope The Pollen Count Is Low At This Party" Celebration Card
$6.99
"I Fucked Up Bad" Apology Card
$6.99
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