on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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New Release Valentine's Day Cards

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"The Benefits of Dating Me" Valentines Card

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"You, You and Your Pussy Got Plans Tonight?" Valentines Card

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"I May Not Be Your First Girlfriend" Valentines Card

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"You Can Give Me The 'V' Later" Valentines Card

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"What We Have is Real and Definitely Not Cake" Valentines Card

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"Being With You is a 42 Degree Fever Dream" Valentines Card

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"Your Hole Is Always The Goal" Valentines Card

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"Showing Everyone I'm Capable of Human Emotion" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All 5 of My Senses" Valentines Card

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"My World is Somehow Better With You In It" Valentines Card

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"Presented With Much Better Options, I Would Still Choose You" Valentines Card

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"I Hope You Know, I Love Our Fucked Up Little Life" Valentines Card

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"You Wove Giving Daddy Wandom Ewections" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Letting Me Hit It, You a Real-Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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"I Went to Handsome Man Town and Everyone Knew You" Valentines Card

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"I Went to Cutie Patootie Town and Everyone Knew You" Valentines Card

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"I'd Like to Approach You With Romantic Intent" Valentines Card

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"I Hope This Card Finds You Naked" Valentines Card

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"Let's Grow Old and Funky Together" Valentines Card

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"I Love Long Romantic Walks to the Couch With You" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Emergency Contact" Valentines Card

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"I'm Done Circling Back, I'm Ready To Touch Base" Valentines Card

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"Hello, You're Quite Good at Turning Me On" Valentines Card

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"I Love Whatever is the Matter With You" Valentines Card

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"10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

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"You Got Me Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card

"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card

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"We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card

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"You Really Activate My Cuteness Aggression" Valentines Card

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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card

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"Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card

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"I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Valentines Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card

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"Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

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"It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card

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"Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card

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"In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card

"In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card

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"You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card

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"Whatever the Fuck is Wrong With You is Way Hotter" Valentines Card

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