Birthday Cards
Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of funny birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.
Extra Large Birthday Cards
Birthday Badges
Birthday Gift Labels & Tags
"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card
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"Weren't You _9 Last Year?" Birthday Card
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"Your Birthday Suit is in Need of an Iron" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Princess" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Big Tits" Birthday Card
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"I Hope You Get a Hot Chook For Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card
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"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card
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"Day for It" Greeting Card
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"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card
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"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card
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"I Hope There's a PokéStop At This Party" Celebration Card
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"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card
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"We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card
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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card
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"We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card
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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card
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"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card
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"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card
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"Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Brother From Another Mother" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card
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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card
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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card
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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Girlypop" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card
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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card
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