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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday Princess" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Princess" Birthday Card

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"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

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"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Rock-Hard, Bland Vegan Cake" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Rock-Hard, Bland Vegan Cake" Birthday Card

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"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

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"Maybe You're Born With It, Maybe It’s Autism" Birthday Card

"Maybe You're Born With It, Maybe It’s Autism" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Cough* Cunt" Birthday Card

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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Homie" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Homie" Birthday Card

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"Serving This Much Cunt? At Your Age?" Birthday Card

"Serving This Much Cunt? At Your Age?" Birthday Card

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"Born On International Little Bitch Day" Birthday Card

"Born On International Little Bitch Day" Birthday Card

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"All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card

"All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Nephew" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Nephew" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday M'Lady" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday M'Lady" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

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"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Shitty Eyesight" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to You and Your Shitty Eyesight" Birthday Card

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"Had a Breakdown, Bon Appétit" Birthday Card

"Had a Breakdown, Bon Appétit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

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"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card

"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Skittle Tits" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Skittle Tits" Birthday Card

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"You've Reached Your Peak So Young" Birthday Card

"You've Reached Your Peak So Young" Birthday Card

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"Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card

"Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

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"Your Parents Totally Banged At Christmas" Birthday Card

"Your Parents Totally Banged At Christmas" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

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"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

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"Typical Aries" Birthday Card

"Typical Aries" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card

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Blue greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Dumbass.

"Happy Birthday Dumbass" Birthday Card

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"Please Don't Fill Up on Cheese" Birthday Card

"Please Don't Fill Up on Cheese" Birthday Card

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"My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card

"My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card

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"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Whores" Birthday Card

"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Whores" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Enjoy My Birthday Presence" Birthday Card

"I Hope You Enjoy My Birthday Presence" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

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