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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

"Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card

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"What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card

"What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card

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Yellow greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Asshole

"Happy Birthday Asshole" Birthday Card

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"Asserting My Dominance by Yelling 'Hip Hip'" Birthday Card

"Asserting My Dominance by Yelling 'Hip Hip'" Birthday Card

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"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Little Bitches" Birthday Card

"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Little Bitches" Birthday Card

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"Happy Balegdah" Birthday Card

"Happy Balegdah" Birthday Card

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"Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card

"Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card

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"Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

"Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

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"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card

"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card

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"We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

"We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Slutty Bottom" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Slutty Bottom" Birthday Card

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"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother" Birthday Card

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"You've No Money and No Prospects" Birthday Card

"You've No Money and No Prospects" Birthday Card

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"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card

"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card

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"Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice" Birthday Card

"Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice" Birthday Card

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"Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card

"Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card

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"Look Up From My Phone" Birthday Card

"Look Up From My Phone" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit for Brains" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit for Brains" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Gym Junkie" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Gym Junkie" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Majestic Motherfucker" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Majestic Motherfucker" Birthday Card

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"The Most Serial Killers Are Born in November" Birthday Card

"The Most Serial Killers Are Born in November" Birthday Card

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"Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

"Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

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"If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card

"If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card

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"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Pretty Privilege" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Pretty Privilege" Birthday Card

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