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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Dungeon Master" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling" Birthday Card

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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card

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"__ and Still a Badass Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Ew, You're Like 12" Birthday Card

"Ew, You're Like 12" Birthday Card

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"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

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"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

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"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Big Tits" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card

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"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card

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"Weren't You _9 Last Year?" Birthday Card

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"We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card

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"__ and Fresh Outta Fucks" Birthday Card

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"We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

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"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

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"I Hope There's a PokéStop At This Party" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday to The Heir to My Vast Fortune" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card

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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Vape Addiction" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Vape Addiction" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Get a Hot Chook For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Hooley Dooley, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

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"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card

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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

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"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

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"I'm Taking a Plant Cutting On My Way Out" Birthday Card

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"Let's Aim For No Police Involvement Tonight" Celebration Card

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"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Passenger Princess" Birthday Card

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"Another Lap Around The Sun" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card

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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

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"Cross Breeze Through The House" Birthday Card

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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

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"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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