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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Deaf Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card

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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your Hemorrhoids" Birthday Card

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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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"60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card

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"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card

"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Micropenis" Birthday Card

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"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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"Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

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"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

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"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

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"You're Lucky I Even Turned Up" Greeting Card

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"Birth" Birthday Card

"Birth" Birthday Card

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"Start Your Birthday Off With a Dicken's Cider" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card

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"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Nutsack" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ya Gronk" Birthday Card

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"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card

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"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up To No Good" Celebration Card

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"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in an Irish Accent" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Daddy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Daddy" Birthday Card

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"Annoying Office Phrases" Birthday Card

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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Goddamn Beautiful Disaster" Birthday Card

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"You're Getting Menopause" Birthday Card

"You're Getting Menopause" Birthday Card

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"Dumbledore Said Calmly" Birthday Card

"Dumbledore Said Calmly" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Willy Bum" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Low Iron Levels" Birthday Card

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"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

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"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"To My Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fuckface" Birthday Card

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"You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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