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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

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"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

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"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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Purple greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Slut.

"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

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"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

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"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

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"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year?" Birthday Card

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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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"60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

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