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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

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"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

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"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

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"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

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"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

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"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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