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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

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"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

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"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

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Purple greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Slut.

"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

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"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card

"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card

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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

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"Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card

"Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card

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"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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