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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

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"Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

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"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

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"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card

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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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"Mandatory" Birthday Card

"Mandatory" Birthday Card

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"To You and All Your Personalities" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

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"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

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"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

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"This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card

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"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a British Accent" Birthday Card

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"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

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"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

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"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

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"But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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"Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

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"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

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"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

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