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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

5.0 (11)

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

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Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.

"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

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"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

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"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card

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"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card

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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card

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"Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

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"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

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Pink greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Bitch.

"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Ew, David" Greeting Card

"Ew, David" Greeting Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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"Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

"Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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