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    Birthday Cards

    Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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    "This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card

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    "Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card

    "Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

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    "I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

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    "Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

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    "Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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    "Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

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    Pink greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Bitch.

    "Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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    "Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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    "Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

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    "I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

    "I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card

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    "In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

    "Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

    "Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card

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    "Mandatory" Birthday Card

    "Mandatory" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday in a British Accent" Birthday Card

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    "But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

    "More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

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    "Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

    "Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

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    "To You and All Your Personalities" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card

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    "You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

    "You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

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    "Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

    "Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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    "It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

    "It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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    "Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

    "Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

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    "You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

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    "You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

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    "You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

    "You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card

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    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card

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    "From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card

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