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    Birthday Cards

    Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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    "Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

    "Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

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    "This Calls for a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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    "Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

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    "One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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    "Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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    "To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

    "To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

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    "Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

    "Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

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    "Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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    "This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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    "Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

    "Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

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    "Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card

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    "Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card

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    "If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

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    "Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

    "Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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    "Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

    "Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

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    "Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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    "The Most Serial Killers Are Born in November" Birthday Card

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    "At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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    "Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

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    "Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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    "Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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    "Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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    "Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

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    "If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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    "You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

    "You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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    "You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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    "A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

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    "No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Shitty Eyesight" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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    Purple greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Slut.

    "Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

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    "Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

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    "I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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