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    Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

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    Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.

    "Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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    "In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

    "In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    "I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

    "I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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    "Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

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    "A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

    "A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card

    "Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

    "Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card

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    "If You Can Smell Toast, Let Me Know" Birthday Card

    "If You Can Smell Toast, Let Me Know" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card

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    "You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card

    "You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card

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    "You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card

    "You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card

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    "It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

    "It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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    "One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

    "One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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    "At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

    "At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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    "To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

    "To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

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    "Ew, David" Greeting Card

    "Ew, David" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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    "Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

    "Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

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    "You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

    "You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

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    "Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card

    "Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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