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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card

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"I Sanitised Your Present, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Birthday Card

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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card

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"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card

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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Needy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Halfway To Being a 40 Year Old Virgin" Birthday Card

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"Sorry Your Birthday Isn't Essential" Birthday Card

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"I Consider Your Birthday a Non-Essential Gathering" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Goddamn Beautiful Disaster" Birthday Card

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"Me: Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card

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"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sad Old Spinster" Birthday Card

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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"How Disinterested I Am In Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Deaf Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Pomme Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Pouts Lips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Cough Slut" Birthday Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Pothead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Saggy Tits" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy [Redacted] Birthday You Giant [Redacted]" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card

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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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"Typical Aries" Birthday Card

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"Another Lap Around The Sun" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Low Iron Levels" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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