on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Damn, You've Aged Like Milk" Birthday Card

"Damn, You've Aged Like Milk" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

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"10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

"10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"Did You Fink Daddy Would Forget His Kitten's Birfday?" Birthday Card

"Did You Fink Daddy Would Forget His Kitten's Birfday?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Fweakin Birfday, My Pwincess" Birthday Card

"Happy Fweakin Birfday, My Pwincess" Birthday Card

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"Have a Happy Birthday or I'll Knock You Off Your Broom" Birthday Card

"Have a Happy Birthday or I'll Knock You Off Your Broom" Birthday Card

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"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

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"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card

"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card

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"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Birthday? What the Hell, Sure" Birthday Card

"It's Your Birthday? What the Hell, Sure" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

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"Just Found Out You're Chopped and Also Unc" Birthday Card

"Just Found Out You're Chopped and Also Unc" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Unc" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Unc" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to *Checks Notes* You" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to *Checks Notes* You" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Birthday? Sure Babygirl" Birthday Card

"It's Your Birthday? Sure Babygirl" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Babygirl" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Babygirl" Birthday Card

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"Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

"Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

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"Breaking News: Local Fuckwit Has Birthday" Birthday Card

"Breaking News: Local Fuckwit Has Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Okay, Old" Birthday Card

"Okay, Old" Birthday Card

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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Birthday Card

"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

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"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

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"Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card

"Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Little Ripper" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Little Ripper" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Birthday Card

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"Generic Birthday Card" Birthday Card

"Generic Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Gooner" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Gooner" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card

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"To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card

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"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card

"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card

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"Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card

"Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card

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"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card

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"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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"Against All Odds, You Made It to 30" Birthday Card

"Against All Odds, You Made It to 30" Birthday Card

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"Steamed Hams" Birthday Card

"Steamed Hams" Birthday Card

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"I've Punched Blokes in the Mouth for Saying That" Birthday Card

"I've Punched Blokes in the Mouth for Saying That" Birthday Card

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"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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