Custom Event Setup

×

Click on the elements you want to track as custom events. Selected elements will appear in the list below.

Selected Elements (0)
    Store Closed from 25 Sept 2026 to Feb 2027
    Free Shipping on orders over $60 (excludes T-Shirts & Totes)
    🔥
    Buy 5, score a free one
    Buy 5 cards, get 1 free
    🛒
    Checkout

    Free Shit.
    Seriously.

    Buy 5 cards, get 1 free. Buy 10, get 2. Buy 20, get 4. Spend enough and we'll chuck in free gift labels, free shipping and a bloody free art print.

    Your cart

    Your cart is empty

    Check out these collections.

    Birthday Cards
    Mother's Day Cards
    Father's Day Cards
    Valentine's Day Cards

    All Products

    4291 Results

    4291 Results

    Clear all
    "I Hope the Batteries Are Fresh for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "I Hope the Batteries Are Fresh for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "What a Load of Old Shit" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "What a Load of Old Shit" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Give Me Attention" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Give Me Attention" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Bitch" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Bitch" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Level 5 Vegan" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Level 5 Vegan" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Merry Christmas Bitches" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Merry Christmas Bitches" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Ho Ho Hoe" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Ho Ho Hoe" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "That'll Do Me" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "That'll Do Me" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Two Tickets to Lesbos" Fridge Magnet
    Sale

    "Two Tickets to Lesbos" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    $4.60 $3.45 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You're Ageing at the Speed of White" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "You're Ageing at the Speed of White" Birthday Card

    5.0 (15)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Normalise Guys Giving Each Other Cute Little Cards" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Normalise Guys Giving Each Other Cute Little Cards" Greeting Card

    5.0 (15)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Thanks for Never Speaking to the Manager" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Thanks for Never Speaking to the Manager" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Mandatory" Mother's Day Card
    Sale

    "Mandatory" Mother's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card
    Sale

    "After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Bleached My Asshole for This?" Celebration Card
    Sale

    "I Bleached My Asshole for This?" Celebration Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Here's To Another Crappy Year" Christmas Card
    Sale

    "Here's To Another Crappy Year" Christmas Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Born On April Fool's Day" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Born On April Fool's Day" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Really Blitz My Chakras" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "You Really Blitz My Chakras" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Have a Camp Christmas" Christmas Card
    Sale

    "Have a Camp Christmas" Christmas Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Bought This While On-wine Shopping" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Bought This While On-wine Shopping" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Knew You Could Do It (Sorta)" Congratulations Card
    Sale

    "I Knew You Could Do It (Sorta)" Congratulations Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Like You a Lot Better Now You're Off the Gear" Congratulations Card
    Sale

    "I Like You a Lot Better Now You're Off the Gear" Congratulations Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Putting Up With My Little Shits" Thank You Card
    Sale

    "Putting Up With My Little Shits" Thank You Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card
    Sale

    "Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Merry Christmas To You and Your Seasonal Depression" Christmas Card
    Sale

    "Merry Christmas To You and Your Seasonal Depression" Christmas Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I'm In Love With the Shape of You" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "I'm In Love With the Shape of You" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Got a Friend in Me" Friendship Card
    Sale

    "You Got a Friend in Me" Friendship Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" Friendship Card
    Sale

    "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" Friendship Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card
    Sale

    "Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday Saggy Tits" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday Saggy Tits" Birthday Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Cordless Dyson" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Cordless Dyson" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card
    Sale

    "I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Way to Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card
    Sale

    "Way to Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card
    Sale

    "You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card
    Sale

    "Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday Leadfoot" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday Leadfoot" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card
    Sale

    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Hope the Pollen Count is Low at This Party" Celebration Card
    Sale

    "I Hope the Pollen Count is Low at This Party" Celebration Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Fixed My Trainwreck of a Heart" Valentines Card
    Sale

    "You Fixed My Trainwreck of a Heart" Valentines Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock