on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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18 Years Old

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"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card

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"Ew, You're Like 12" Birthday Card

"Ew, You're Like 12" Birthday Card

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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

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