on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Born Again Atheist" Pin Badge

"Born Again Atheist" Pin Badge

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"Pray for Me" Pin Badge

"Pray for Me" Pin Badge

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"Born Again Satanist" Pin Badge

"Born Again Satanist" Pin Badge

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"Let's Get Yiddish" Bar Mitzvah Card

"Let's Get Yiddish" Bar Mitzvah Card

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"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"I Hope There's a Bar at Your Bar Mitzvah" Bar Mitzvah Card

"I Hope There's a Bar at Your Bar Mitzvah" Bar Mitzvah Card

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"Mazel Tov!" Bar Mitzvah Card

"Mazel Tov!" Bar Mitzvah Card

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"Happy Bar Mitzvah, You Putz" Bar Mitzvah Card

"Happy Bar Mitzvah, You Putz" Bar Mitzvah Card

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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card

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"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card

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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card

"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card

"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card

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"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

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"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

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"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card

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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

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"You Know What, the Grinch Kinda Had a Point" Christmas Card

"You Know What, the Grinch Kinda Had a Point" Christmas Card

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"Christmasy is My Second Favourite 'C Word' to Describe You" Christmas Card

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"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

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"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

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"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

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"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card

"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card

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"Be Merry God Dammit" Christmas Card

"Be Merry God Dammit" Christmas Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

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"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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"You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card

"You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card

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"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card

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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card

"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

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