on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Sleigh Queen" Pin Badge

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"Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up" Pin Badge

"Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up" Pin Badge

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"Welcome to the Shitshow" Pin Badge

"Welcome to the Shitshow" Pin Badge

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"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card

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"Merry Christmas You Tacky Bitch" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Tacky Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card

"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card

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"You're So Hot, Just Like Our Dying Planet" Valentines Card

"You're So Hot, Just Like Our Dying Planet" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Get Well Soon, Cunt" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"Get Well Soon, Cunt" Extra Large Get Well Card

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"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card

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"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Not a Big Hugger" Pin Badge

"Not a Big Hugger" Pin Badge

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"Lying To Me About Santa" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Hag" Birthday Card

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"If You're Offended By What I'm Saying, Imagine What I'm Thinking" Pin Badge

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"This Planet Needs a Good Emu Parade" Pin Badge

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"I Love You to Bits" Valentines Card

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"Crazy Rich Asian" Pin Badge

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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"Can't Sing but Hold My Drink" Pin Badge

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"Touch Grass" Pin Badge

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"Can't Hear Without Subtitles" Pin Badge

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"Allergic to Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Short King With a Tall Dream" Pin Badge

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"Slut for Love" Pin Badge

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"Ready for the Urn" Pin Badge

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"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Bitch" Valentines Card

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"Never Help Anyone" Pin Badge

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"Fuckin' Oath" Pin Badge

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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card

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"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

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"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

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"Dezzo" Pin Badge

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"Absolute Unit" Pin Badge

"Absolute Unit" Pin Badge

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"I Just Cried in the Toilets" Pin Badge

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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

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"Scissor Sister" Pin Badge

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"You're a Work of Art" Valentines Card

"You're a Work of Art" Valentines Card

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"Act Your Wage" Pin Badge

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