on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Top Tier Pussy" Fridge Magnet

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Fridge Magnet

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"I'm Not Bisexual, I'm Just a Slut" Pin Badge

"I'm Not Bisexual, I'm Just a Slut" Pin Badge

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"Jolly as Fuck" Fridge Magnet

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"*Cough* Slut" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday Fuckhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fuckhead" Birthday Card

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"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"Big Dick" Fridge Magnet

"Big Dick" Fridge Magnet

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"Hot Couple" Valentines Card

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"Slut for a Good Book" Fridge Magnet

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"We Are Both Cunts" Friendship Card

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"Daddy" Fridge Magnet

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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Pin Badge

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Slut" Fridge Magnet

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"Slut for Climate Action" Fridge Magnet

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"Jolly as Fuck" Pin Badge

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