on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

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"What a Life" Fridge Magnet

"What a Life" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

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"I Go To The Gym" Fridge Magnet

"I Go To The Gym" Fridge Magnet

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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Food Baby on Board" Fridge Magnet

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"What the Frick?" Pin Badge

"What the Frick?" Pin Badge

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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Merry Christmas Bitches" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Bitches" Christmas Card

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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

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"Let Me Overthink About It" Pin Badge

"Let Me Overthink About It" Pin Badge

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"Spread Peace, Love and Joy. Not Your Legs." Christmas Card

"Spread Peace, Love and Joy. Not Your Legs." Christmas Card

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"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card

"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card

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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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"*Judges You in Spanish*" Fridge Magnet

"*Judges You in Spanish*" Fridge Magnet

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"May Your Balls Be Well Hung" Christmas Card

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"I'm Vegan" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Vegan" Fridge Magnet

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"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card

"I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card

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"Netflix Password" Christmas Card

"Netflix Password" Christmas Card

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"Worrier Princess" Pin Badge

"Worrier Princess" Pin Badge

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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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"Visited By the Methylated Spirits of Christmas" Christmas Card

"Visited By the Methylated Spirits of Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Go Easy on the New Balance Sneakers" Father's Day Card

"Go Easy on the New Balance Sneakers" Father's Day Card

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"Nothing For You Whore" Christmas Card

"Nothing For You Whore" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card

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"Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

"Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

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"Cunt" Pin Badge

"Cunt" Pin Badge

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"It's Murder on the Dancefloor" Pin Badge

"It's Murder on the Dancefloor" Pin Badge

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card

"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card

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"Opting Out Of Christmas" Pin Badge

"Opting Out Of Christmas" Pin Badge

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"Santa Isn't Real" Pin Badge

"Santa Isn't Real" Pin Badge

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"Always Right" Pin Badge

"Always Right" Pin Badge

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"Santa's Naughty Girl" Pin Badge

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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card

"Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card

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"Stuff Sucks" Pin Badge

"Stuff Sucks" Pin Badge

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"Merry Christmas You Miserable Bastard" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Miserable Bastard" Christmas Card

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