on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

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"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Not a Big Hugger" Pin Badge

"Not a Big Hugger" Pin Badge

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"May Your Balls Be Well Hung" Christmas Card

"May Your Balls Be Well Hung" Christmas Card

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"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

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"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

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"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

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"Moist" Fridge Magnet

"Moist" Fridge Magnet

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"*Judges You in Spanish*" Fridge Magnet

"*Judges You in Spanish*" Fridge Magnet

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"Welcome, Tiny Human" Newborn Card

"Welcome, Tiny Human" Newborn Card

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"Ask Me About My Dog" Pin Badge

"Ask Me About My Dog" Pin Badge

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"Drinks Well With Others" Pin Badge

"Drinks Well With Others" Pin Badge

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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card
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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card

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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Get Well Soon, Cunt" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"Get Well Soon, Cunt" Extra Large Get Well Card

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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card

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"You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card

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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

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"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card

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"I Hate Christmas" Pin Badge

"I Hate Christmas" Pin Badge

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"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

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"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

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"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"Beginning To Cost a Lot Like Christmas" Christmas Card

"Beginning To Cost a Lot Like Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Allergic to Cunts" Pin Badge

"Allergic to Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Can't Hear Without Subtitles" Pin Badge

"Can't Hear Without Subtitles" Pin Badge

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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Welcome to the Shitshow" Pin Badge

"Welcome to the Shitshow" Pin Badge

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"This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Evil Twin" Pin Badge

"Evil Twin" Pin Badge

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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Pin Badge

"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Pin Badge

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

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"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

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"Birthday Bitch" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Birthday Bitch" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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