on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"The Weight is Over" Newborn Card

"The Weight is Over" Newborn Card

$6.99

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"Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

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$4.60

$4.60

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"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet

5.0 (1)

$4.60

$4.60

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"Skinny Fat" Pin Badge

"Skinny Fat" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Thinking About Carbs" Pin Badge

"Thinking About Carbs" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"Keep Your Chins Up" Pin Badge

"Keep Your Chins Up" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card

"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"Gym?" Fridge Magnet

"Gym?" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"Professional Gym Avoider" Pin Badge

"Professional Gym Avoider" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Congrats On Your Revenge Body" Congratulations Card

"Congrats On Your Revenge Body" Congratulations Card

$6.99

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"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card

"Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"Thicc" Fridge Magnet

"Thicc" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"You're Not Fat, Just Jolly" Christmas Card

"You're Not Fat, Just Jolly" Christmas Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card

"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Keep Your Chins Up" Fridge Magnet

"Keep Your Chins Up" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

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$6.99

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"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

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$6.99

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"Food Baby on Board" Fridge Magnet

"Food Baby on Board" Fridge Magnet

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$4.60

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"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card

"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card

"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card

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"Try Not To Eat The Cake" Birthday Card

"Try Not To Eat The Cake" Birthday Card

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"Trust Your Gut. Lord Knows There's A Lot of It." Encouragement Card

"Trust Your Gut. Lord Knows There's A Lot of It." Encouragement Card

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"I'm Having a Deep Breath for Lunch" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Having a Deep Breath for Lunch" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Fun-Free Fridge" Fridge Magnet

"Fun-Free Fridge" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Don't You Open That Fridge, Linda" Fridge Magnet

"Don't You Open That Fridge, Linda" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Child Bearing Hips" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Child Bearing Hips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

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"I Want You to Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card

"I Want You to Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card

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$6.99

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"Ugh, Typical Slytherin" Greeting Card

"Ugh, Typical Slytherin" Greeting Card

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$6.99

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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card
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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card

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$17.99

$17.99

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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card

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$17.99

$17.99

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"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

$17.99

$17.99

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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card

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$17.99

$17.99

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"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"Damn, You've Aged Like Milk" Birthday Card

"Damn, You've Aged Like Milk" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

$17.99

$17.99

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"Breaking News: Local Fuckwit Has Birthday" Birthday Card

"Breaking News: Local Fuckwit Has Birthday" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

$6.99

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"Just Found Out You're Chopped and Also Unc" Birthday Card

"Just Found Out You're Chopped and Also Unc" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

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"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

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