on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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"Knock Knock, Booze There?" Pin Badge

"Knock Knock, Booze There?" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"It's Still Drink-Driving Even if You're Hot" Celebration Card

"It's Still Drink-Driving Even if You're Hot" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Here for the Booze" Pin Badge

"Here for the Booze" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Booked in a Hangover" Celebration Card

"Booked in a Hangover" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Hungover Piece of Shit" Pin Badge

"Hungover Piece of Shit" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Drunk Cunt" Pin Badge

"Drunk Cunt" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"Knock Knock, Booze There?" Fridge Magnet

"Knock Knock, Booze There?" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"It's My Birthday, Buy Me a Drink" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday, Buy Me a Drink" Extra Large Pin Badge

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$8.99

$8.99

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"Let's Drink Until We're Bored of It All" Celebration Card

"Let's Drink Until We're Bored of It All" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

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$4.50

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"This Sheila Needs Tequila" Fridge Magnet

"This Sheila Needs Tequila" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"On-Wine Shopper" Pin Badge

"On-Wine Shopper" Pin Badge

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"My Liver Can Handle What My Heart Cannot" Pin Badge

"My Liver Can Handle What My Heart Cannot" Pin Badge

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$4.50

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"Drunk Bitch" Pin Badge

"Drunk Bitch" Pin Badge

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$4.50

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"Not Now, I'm Too Drunk" Pin Badge

"Not Now, I'm Too Drunk" Pin Badge

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"Drunk as Fuck" Pin Badge

"Drunk as Fuck" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Break Out the Baileys" Pin Badge

"Break Out the Baileys" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Day Drinker" Pin Badge

"Day Drinker" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card

"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"This Calls For a Truckload of Booze" Congratulations Card

"This Calls For a Truckload of Booze" Congratulations Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"All Work and No Rosé" Pin Badge

"All Work and No Rosé" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Pin Badge

"Let's Get Fucked Up" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Gin and Tonic" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Gin and Tonic" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"The Rosé Made Me Do It" Pin Badge

"The Rosé Made Me Do It" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Drunk Mum" Pin Badge

"Drunk Mum" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Secretly Smashed" Pin Badge

"Secretly Smashed" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"I Can't Wait to Hold Your Hair Back Tonight" Celebration Card

"I Can't Wait to Hold Your Hair Back Tonight" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Let's Get Ready to Stumble" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Ready to Stumble" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Hope This Card Finds You Drunk" Greeting Card

"I Hope This Card Finds You Drunk" Greeting Card

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$6.99

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"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

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$6.99

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"You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card

"You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Go Easy on the Drink" Celebration Card

"Go Easy on the Drink" Celebration Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Pisshead" Pin Badge

"Pisshead" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Pisspot" Pin Badge

"Pisspot" Pin Badge

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$4.50

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"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card

"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Dezzo" Pin Badge

"Dezzo" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Gin Dependent Woman" Pin Badge

"Gin Dependent Woman" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"As Seen on RBT" Pin Badge

"As Seen on RBT" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"I Lost King's Cup" Pin Badge

"I Lost King's Cup" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Not Okay to Drive" Pin Badge

"Not Okay to Drive" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"Dashin' Through The Merlot" Christmas Card

"Dashin' Through The Merlot" Christmas Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card

"Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card

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$6.99

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