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    DESCRIPTION

    A greeting card by Greetings From Hell, measuring 5 inch x 7 inch (12.7cm x 17.7cm). Laboriously handcrafted from smooth, matte white card and hinged for ease of opening.

    Includes a recycled brown envelope

    Handmade in Brisbane, Australia

    It's empty inside, just like you.

    Postage calculated at checkout. Learn more HERE.

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    #C0017

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    (doesn't hurt to be prepared)

    free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

    orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

    feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)

    quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

    completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

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    what happens after you purchase...

    step 1

    we'll hand make your card.

    Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

    step 2

    add your final touches.

    The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

    step 3

    get ready for a laugh.

    It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!