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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card
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free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)
orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)
feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)
quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)
completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)
What are the postage costs?
Tracked postage starts from $5.49, with express postage also available.
When will my order be posted?
We don't wait around! Your order will be posted within 1-2 business days
What if my order arrives damaged?
If your card does arrive damaged, we’ll send a replacement with express postage – completely free!
They didn't love your card?
If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!
Can I return my greeting card?
If your card isn't exactly what you wanted, we are open to returns within 7 days. The card must be unused, in it's original packaging and in resaleable condition. Return postage is at the recipient's expense.
"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card
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This greeting card is designed and handmade in Australia by Greetings From Hell. Give them a greeting card they'll remember.
(you’ve got more than one friend...right?)
(you’ve got more than three friends...right?)
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free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)
orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)
feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)
quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)
completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)
What are the postage costs?
Tracked postage starts from $5.49, with express postage also available.
When will my order be posted?
We don't wait around! Your order will be posted within 1-2 business days
What if my order arrives damaged?
If your card does arrive damaged, we’ll send a replacement with express postage – completely free!
They didn't love your card?
If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!
Can I return my greeting card?
If your card isn't exactly what you wanted, we are open to returns within 7 days. The card must be unused, in it's original packaging and in resaleable condition. Return postage is at the recipient's expense.
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what happens after you purchase...
step 1
we'll hand make your card.
Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days
step 2
add your final touches.
The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy
step 3
get ready for a laugh.
It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!