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"Merry Christmas to You and Your Retail Job" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas to You and Your Retail Job" Christmas Card

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Regular price $6.99
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DESCRIPTION

A greeting card handmade in Australia by Greetings From Hell.

FEATURES

  • feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact
  • made on smooth, matte card
  • blank inside, just like your head
  • includes a recycled, brown envelope

Postage

What are the postage costs?

Tracked postage starts from $5.49, with express postage also available.

When will my order be posted?

We don't wait around! Your order will be posted within 1-2 business days

What if my order arrives damaged?

If your card does arrive damaged, we’ll send a replacement with express postage – completely free!

More shipping information HERE

Satisfaction Guarantee

They didn't love your card?

If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!

SKU: CH0076

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  • 1. we'll hand make your card.

    Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

  • 2. add your final touches.

    The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

  • 3. get ready for a chuckle.

    It's showtime! Hand over the card and watch for their reaction - people usually don't expect cards to be this awesome

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you laugh, you buy.

Situated in the heart of sunny Brisbane, our family-run business crafts every card with love and laughter.

From design to delivery, we handle it all right from our cozy home office.

All of our cards are thought up, written and brainstormed in house, and you won't be able to find them anywhere else. Surprise your loved ones with a cheeky card from Greetings From Hell, where each card promises a singular, hearty laugh meant to be passed along!

frequently asked questions.

Do the cards come with an envelope?

Of course! Your card will come with an eco-friendly, brown envelope.

What's your satisfaction guarantee?

We're confident that our cards will put a smile on whoever they're given too. If our card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!

When will my order be posted?

We don't wait around! Your order will be posted within 1-2 business days

What if my order arrives damaged?

If your card does arrive damaged, we’ll send a replacement with express postage – completely free

What payment methods can I use?

You can purchase Greetings From Hell products using Visa, Mastercard, Paypal, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Shop Pay!

Can I get a custom card, badge or magnet made?

Yes! To request a custom card:

Let us know what you want it to say on the front and what colour you would like HERE. If you would like a colour that isn't in the product options please let us know. 

We’ll confirm your custom card and send a proof for approval via email.

Once you approve your custom card, purchase one of the below custom items and choose your shipping.

I ordered the wrong item, am I able to change my order?

Yes, please contact us here ASAP if you wish to modify your order. Please note, any changes must be finalised before the order is shipped.

Do you post outside of Australia?

Unfortunately, as we are based in Australia, it is difficult for us to offer affordable and reliable international postage. If you live in the US, UK, Canada or New Zealand, please reach out to for a shipping quote on orders over $40.