on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

$3.84
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"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card
"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card
buy 5 cards, get 1 card free

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buy 20 cards, get 4 cards free

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"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

$3.84
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handcrafted in aus
 
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A vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. 

With it's bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.

free shipping on orders over $60 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)

quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

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buy 5 cards, get 1 card free

(you’ve got more than one friend...right?)

buy 10 cards, get 2 cards free

(you’ve got more than ten friends...right?)

buy 20 cards, get 4 cards free

(doesn't hurt to be prepared)

what happens after you purchase...

step 1

we'll hand make your card.

Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

step 2

add your final touches.

The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

step 3

get ready for a laugh.

It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!