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XMAS DELIVERY: Order Standard Postage before Tuesday 17th Dec
XMAS DELIVERY: Order Express Postage before Thursday 19th Dec

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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card

$6.99
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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card
"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card

free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)

quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card

$6.99
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handcrafted in aus
 
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Standard Christmas Delivery

Order by Tuesday 17th December (excl. NT)

EXPRESS CHRISTMAS DELIVERY

Order by Thursday 19th December (excl. NT)

This greeting card is designed and handmade in Australia by Greetings From Hell. Give them a greeting card they'll remember.

buy 3 cards, get 1 card free

(you’ve got more than one friend...right?)

buy 6 cards, get 2 cards free

(you’ve got more than three friends...right?)

buy 10 cards, get 4 cards free

(doesn't hurt to be prepared)

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free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)

quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

what happens after you purchase...

step 1

we'll hand make your card.

Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

step 2

add your final touches.

The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

step 3

get ready for a laugh.

It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!