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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

    $16.99
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    designed & printed in Aus
     
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    This greeting card is designed and printed in Australia by Greetings From Hell. Give them a greeting card they'll remember.

    buy 3 cards, get 1 card free

    (you’ve got more than one friend...right?)

    buy 6 cards, get 2 cards free

    (you’ve got more than three friends...right?)

    buy 10 cards, get 4 cards free

    (it doesn't hurt to be prepared)

    free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

    orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

    size matters, is 21cm x 29cm big enough? (just the right size for the entire squad's little messages)

    quality 350gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

    completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

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    what happens after you purchase...

    step 1

    we'll hand make your card.

    Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

    step 2

    add your final touches.

    The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

    step 3

    get ready for a laugh.

    It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!