get rewarded for being an asshole.

we value you as a customer and that's why we started our Swear Jar Rewards Program. it's simple: every time you buy, you earn points in your swear jar which can be redeemed for awesome discounts.

Open a Swear Jar

how to earn points.

  • open your swear jar.

    +20 points*

    get points for doing fuck all.

    *once only

  • place an order.

    + 1 point per $1 spent

    the more you spend the more you earn!

  • like us on Facebook.

    + 20 points*

    it's honestly not going to be as bad as you think.

    *once only

  • follow us on Instagram.

    + 20 points*

    we don't post that often, we promise.

    *once only

  • celebrate your birthday.

    +50 points

    you might be getting old, but earning points isn't.

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spending your points.

  • free standard postage.

    spend 50 points

  • $2 off your next order

    spend 30 points

  • $5 off your next order over $15

    spend 50 points

  • $10 off your next order over $25

    spend 100 points

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open a swear jar to start earning points right now.

Open a Swear Jar

No other coupon code valid when redeeming reward points - Rewards discounts will be provided via discount codes - Any rewards discounts that are applied to the order, will be distributed equally to the applicable items in the order when completing a return.