40% OFF EVERYTHING FOR 40 F*CKING MINUTES
Nov 6th, 6PM AEST
Mark your calendars, set your alarms, tell your therapist.
HEY YOU
Yeah, you. The one who likes saving money.
Give us your email and we'll tell you when to get 40% off everything for 40 whole minutes.
(It's a pretty sweet deal, don't overthink it)
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(trust us, would we lie to you?)
"Haven't missed a birthday since discovering these cards. My family finally talks to me again."
"My grandmother cried when she read the card I got her during the sale. But like, in a good way. Mostly."
"I spent my rent money during the last 40% off sale. Now I live in a box but at least I have really f*cking funny cards to give people. Worth it."
"Stocked up during the last sale and now I'm the queen of passive-aggressive office birthday cards. Got promoted twice."
"Used to give boring cards. Now I give cards that make people spit their drink out. Life's better on this side."
"Bought 20 cards at 40% off. Still inappropriate, but now I'm inappropriately SAVING MONEY."
"Bought 69 cards at 40% off. Nice. Now I'm prepared for every social situation, including my own funeral."
"Used to give $5 in birthday cards. Now I just give these cards empty because they're funny enough. I'm actually MAKING money."
"Got all my Christmas cards during the last sale. Baby Jesus would've wanted it this way."
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"Started giving these cards to my Tinder dates. Now I'm married. Not sure if that's a success story or not."
"Spent my kid's college fund during the last 40% off sale. They can learn trades instead. These cards spark joy."
"Haven't given a normal card since discovering this sale. Lost some friends, made better ones."
"My therapist said I need to stop using humor as a defense mechanism. So I got her a card about it during the sale."
"Got my entire wedding invitation suite at 40% off. The marriage lasted 6 months but the cards are still funny."
THESE CARDS USUALLY BREAK THE BANK
(But they won't if you shop during our sale)
Don't be that person that misses out
*We promise not to spam you. We're too busy making cards for that.
SAVING MONEY: A VISUAL GUIDE
STEP 1: SIGN THE F*CK UP
Give us your email. We'll give you a heads up when it's go time.
STEP 2: SET AN ALARM FOR NOV 6TH, 6PM AEST
No, your "good memory" won't cut it. Set seventeen alarms.
STEP 3: SAVE YOUR A$$ OFF
40% off everything for 40 mins. Don't blame us if you miss it.
THINGS YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING RN
(we can read minds)
STILL HERE?
Look, it's pretty simple:
40% off everything. 40 mins only.
Give us your email and we'll remind you when it's time.
OH, YOU'RE STILL SCROLLING?
At this point, we've both invested too much time in this.
Just give us your email and we can both move on with our lives.
SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Is it the scroll wheel? Is it stuck?
Are you just really committed to reading everything?
Here's another email signup form, just in case.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
You've passed like 47 signup forms already.
But here's another one because we respect your journey.
LOOK WHO'S STILL HERE
Your dedication to avoiding signup forms is impressive.
But guess what?
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CONGRATULATIONS
You've unlocked the secret bottom signup form.
It's exactly the same as all the other forms.
But this one comes with our respect for your scrolling stamina.