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    designed for the office.

    Whether you're celebrating a coworker's promotion, mocking a meeting that could’ve been an email, or just surviving another Monday together, these cards and accessories will bring the whole floor together.

    Extra Large Greeting Cards.

    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

    5.0 (1)

    $16.99

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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

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    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card

    $16.99

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    "Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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    "Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card

    $16.99

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    "Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card

    5.0 (1)

    $16.99

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    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

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    "Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card

    $16.99

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    "Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card

    5.0 (1)

    $16.99

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

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    "We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card

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    "We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card

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    Extra Large Greeting Cards.

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    Birthday Greeting Cards.

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

    5.0 (36)

    $6.99

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    Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.

    "Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

    5.0 (1)

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    "I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    "I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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    "Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    $6.99

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    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    $6.99

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    "In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

    "In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99

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    "Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

    4.9 (7)

    $6.99

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    "Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

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    Birthday

    Birthday Greeting Cards.

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    Farewell Greeting Cards.

    "Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

    "Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

    5.0 (20)

    $6.99

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    "Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card

    "Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    "So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

    "So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    "Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card

    "Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card

    "The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

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    "I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point" Farewell Card

    "I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point" Farewell Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99

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    "Adios Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Adios Bitch" Farewell Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

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    "Now Who's Going To Do My Job For Me" Farewell Card

    "Now Who's Going To Do My Job For Me" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    "Sorry You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card

    "Sorry You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

    $16.99

    $16.99

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    Farewell

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    Retirement Greeting Cards.

    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99

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    "The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card

    "The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card

    $6.99

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    "We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card

    "We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card

    "Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card

    "You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card

    "You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

    "Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

    $6.99

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    "Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card

    "Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card

    $6.99

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    "You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

    "You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

    $6.99

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    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

    "Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

    5.0 (20)

    $6.99

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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

    "Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    "Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

    "Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

    $6.99

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    Retirement

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    Add Colour to Your Workstation.

    "Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet

    "Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet

    "Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    Custom Made Fridge Magnet
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    Custom Made Fridge Magnet

    5.0 (1)

    $8.99

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    "Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet

    "Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

    "Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

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    "What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet

    "What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet

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    "Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet

    "Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Awake But at What Cost?" Fridge Magnet

    "Awake But at What Cost?" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet

    "Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Moist" Fridge Magnet

    "Moist" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Let Me Overthink About It" Fridge Magnet

    "Let Me Overthink About It" Fridge Magnet

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    "Sounds Gay, I'm In" Fridge Magnet

    "Sounds Gay, I'm In" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet

    "Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    "Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet

    "Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet

    $4.60

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    Fridge Magnets

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    Tote Bags.

    "The Book Was Better" Tote Bag

    "The Book Was Better" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come" Tote Bag

    "Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come" Tote Bag

    $29.95

    $29.95

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    "Neuro-spicy" Tote Bag

    "Neuro-spicy" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Local Gay" Tote Bag
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    "Local Gay" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Local Bitch" Tote Bag
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    "Local Bitch" Tote Bag

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    "Dad of the Year" Tote Bag
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    "Dad of the Year" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Mum of the Year" Tote Bag
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    "Mum of the Year" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag
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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag

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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag
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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag

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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag
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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag

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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag
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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag

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    "Disney Adult" Tote Bag
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    "Disney Adult" Tote Bag

    $29.95

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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag
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    "Killed a Bitch For This Labubu" Tote Bag

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    "Tote_design_final_final.psd" Tote Bag
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    "Tote_design_final_final.psd" Tote Bag

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    over 1000 designs.

    Browse for hours through an extensive library of colourful and hilarious greeting card designs.

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    We are a 100% Australian owned and operated small business.

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