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designed for the office.
Whether you're celebrating a coworker's promotion, mocking a meeting that could’ve been an email, or just surviving another Monday together, these cards and accessories will bring the whole floor together.
Extra Large Greeting Cards.
"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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Birthday Greeting Cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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Farewell Greeting Cards.
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"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
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"So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
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"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card
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"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card
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"Sorry You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card
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Retirement Greeting Cards.
"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
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"The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card
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"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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"You Definitely Look Like You Need to Retire" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement, You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card
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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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Add Colour to Your Workstation.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Let Me Overthink About It" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Sounds Gay, I'm In" Fridge Magnet
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"Awake But at What Cost?" Fridge Magnet
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"Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet
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Tote Bags.
"Ho-Bag" Tote Bag
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"Cunt Bag" Tote Bag
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"Disney Adult" Tote Bag
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"This Bag Contains a Bomb, a Knife, and a Ton of Drugs" Tote Bags
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"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come" Tote Bag
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"Neuro-spicy" Tote Bag
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"Stuff and Things" Tote Bag
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"The Book Was Better" Tote Bag
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"Shopping is Cheaper Than Therapy" Tote Bag
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"Emotional Support Tote" Tote Bag
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"Local Bitch" Tote Bag
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"Sure, Jan" Tote Bag
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"It's a Beautiful Day To Stay the Fuck Away From Me" Tote Bag
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"Life's Too Short To Be Under 6 Foot" Tote Bag
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Browse for hours through an extensive library of colourful and hilarious greeting card designs.
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