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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99
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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
    buy 5 cards, get 1 card free

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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99
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    A vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original funny retirement card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, each design is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. These colourful cards are blank inside for your very own personalised messages and come bundled with a brown envelope.

    Handmade in Australia, this bold gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.

    free shipping on orders over $50 (stock up on your favourite snarky cards)

    orders are dispatched in 1-2 days (we know you probably left it to the last minute)

    feel every inch, 5 x 7 to be exact (just the right size for their fridge door of shame)

    quality 300gsm smooth matte card (because they deserve nothing but the best)

    completely blank inside + free envelope (plenty of space for your own witty, cheeky, or downright dirty message)

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    buy 5 cards, get 1 card free

    (you’ve got more than one friend...right?)

    buy 10 cards, get 2 cards free

    (you’ve got more than ten friends...right?)

    buy 20 cards, get 4 cards free

    (doesn't hurt to be prepared)

    what happens after you purchase...

    step 1

    we'll hand make your card.

    Once you hit that order button, we jump into action! We print, cut, and package out of our Brisbane HQ - and we'll send it out within 1 to 2 days

    step 2

    add your final touches.

    The card arrives in your hands, ready for your personal touch. Scribble down your wittiest, silliest messages - this card is your canvas for comedy

    step 3

    get ready for a laugh.

    It's showtime! Place your magnet solo to decorate your fridge or use it hold up grocery lists, calendars or photos. Whatever else you'd like to pin!