on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Happy Mother's Day Dad" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day Dad" Mother's Day Card

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"Con-drag-ulations" Congratulations Card

"Con-drag-ulations" Congratulations Card

$6.99

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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

$6.99

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"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card

"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card

$6.99

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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card

"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card

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"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

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"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

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"Two Dads Are Better Than One" Father's Day Card

"Two Dads Are Better Than One" Father's Day Card

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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card

"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card

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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

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"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card

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"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card

"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card

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"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

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"Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card

"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card

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"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

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"Have a Camp Christmas" Christmas Card

"Have a Camp Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Thanks For Accepting Me The Way I Am" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Accepting Me The Way I Am" Father's Day Card

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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

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"Congrats, You're Officially a Girl" Congratulations Card

"Congrats, You're Officially a Girl" Congratulations Card

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"Sorry, Your Bloodline Ends With Me" Greeting Card

"Sorry, Your Bloodline Ends With Me" Greeting Card

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"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

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"You Got Me Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

"You Got Me Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

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"I Just Douched" Greeting Card

"I Just Douched" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Asexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Asexual Bitch" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card

"Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card

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"It's Time to Step Your Pussy Up" Encouragement Card

"It's Time to Step Your Pussy Up" Encouragement Card

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"Thanks for Being My Beard" Valentines Card

"Thanks for Being My Beard" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

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"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card

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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

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"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card

"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card

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"Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

"Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card

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"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card

"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card

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"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

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"Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card

"Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card

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"Congrats, You're Officially a Boy" Congratulations Card

"Congrats, You're Officially a Boy" Congratulations Card

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