Greeting Cards
All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).
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"Your Dick Still Does the Trick" Anniversary Card
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"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card
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"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card
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"My Condolences to Your Digestive System" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card
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"I'm So Glad I Ignored All The Red Flags" Valentines Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card
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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card
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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card
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"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card
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"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card
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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card
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"Happy Mother's Day You Marvelous Woman" Mother's Day Card
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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card
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"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card
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"Thanks for Doing the Thing" Thank You Card
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"Thank God You Came Along" Thank You Card
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"What a Beautiful Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Playing Your Part in This Tony Award-Winning Shitshow" Thank You Card
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"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card
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"Annoying Office Phrases" Birthday Card
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"OMG We Get It, You Were Born" Birthday Card
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"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Deaf Cunt" Birthday Card
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"The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card
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"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Birth" Birthday Card
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"Are You a Myocardial Infarction?" Valentines Card
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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
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"Lying To Me About Santa" Christmas Card
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"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card
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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your Hemorrhoids" Birthday Card
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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card
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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card
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"Thanks for Putting Up With My Rubbish" Thank You Card
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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card
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