Greeting Cards
All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).
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"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card
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"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card
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"You Finally Graduated" Graduation Card
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"Will You Be My Bridesbitch?" Wedding Card
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"Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card
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"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
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"Statistically, Your Life is Half Over" Birthday Card
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"Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card
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"Merry Shitmas" Christmas Card
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"I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card
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"How's The Serenity" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Graduation Smart-Ass" Graduation Card
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"Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit for Brains" Birthday Card
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"Go Easy On The Drink" Celebration Card
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"Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card
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"Bon Voyage Bitch" Farewell Card
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"A Huge, Bloated Thank You" Thank You Card
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"Thanks for Banging Dad" Mother's Day Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card
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"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Us Personality Hires Have Got to Stick Together" Friendship Card
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"From the Cuck Chair" Greeting Card
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"Wow, You're the Oldest __ Year Old I've Ever Met" Birthday Card
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"Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card
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"Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card
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"Holding Space for the Lyrics of Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Happy Fucking Holidays" Christmas Card
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"Visited By the Methylated Spirits of Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Release Your Inhibitions and Feel the Rain on Your Skin" Birthday Card
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"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card
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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Dilf" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Numbnuts" Birthday Card
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"Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card
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"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card
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"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card
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"You're Like a Cheap Candy Cane" Christmas Card
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"I Wish I Had a Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card
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"Always Remember, It's Cheaper To Keep Her" Wedding Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged On Valentine's Day" Birthday Card
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"You're Wise Inclusive of Your Years" Birthday Card
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"You Really Steam My Greens" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tin Foil Hat" Birthday Card
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