Custom Event Setup

×

Click on the elements you want to track as custom events. Selected elements will appear in the list below.

Selected Elements (0)

    product image

    select caret down
    Free Shipping on orders over $50 (excludes T-Shirts & Totes)
    Made to order in Australia 🦘

    Currency

    DAMN GOOD DEALS 🔥 Free stuff. Seriously.
    Start shopping for rewards! $0.00 saved

    Your cart

    Greeting Cards

    All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).

    2031 Results

    2031 Results

    "Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Au Revoir Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Au Revoir Bitch" Farewell Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Okay, Old" Birthday Card

    "Okay, Old" Birthday Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This Week, a Hot New Bombshell Enters the Villa" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

    "Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "For Fuck Sake, Be Merry and Have a Sherry" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Is There Anything You Can Do?" Father's Day Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Merry Bitchmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Bitchmas" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Typical Aries" Birthday Card

    "Typical Aries" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Jhorts" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

    "You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

    4.8 (5)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

    "What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Boy" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

    "I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Hope You Enjoy My Birthday Presence" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

    5.0 (5)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "How's the Mid-Life Crisis Cooking?" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Generic" Christmas Card

    "Generic" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Hope You Defy Gravity on Your Birthday" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

    "Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

    5.0 (15)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "To My Mother's Husband" Father's Day Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

    "Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday *Wilhelm Scream*" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your 1000 Pillows on the Bed" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Are You Sure It's Not Just Gas?" Pregnancy Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock