Greeting Cards
All the greeting cards. All the feels. All the questionable life decisions in one place. From birthday burns to condolence chaos, we’ve got a greeting card for every moment that makes you go, 'is it too soon for this?' (It’s never too soon).
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Cool Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Jesus Won't Be The Only One Getting Nailed This Easter" Easter Card
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"I Promise To Look Up From My Phone" Christmas Card
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"Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card
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"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card
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"Lucky You're With Amy" Valentines Card
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"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card
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"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card
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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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"We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card
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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card
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"Happy Mortgage Warming" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card
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"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card
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"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card
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"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Girlypop" Birthday Card
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"Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card
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"Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice" Birthday Card
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"Tangled Christmas Lights Are Symbolic of Your Life" Christmas Card
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"You're Like Santa, You're Fat and We Only See You Once a Year" Christmas Card
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"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card
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"Sorry I Messed Up Your Lady Garden" Mother's Day Card
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"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card
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"Congrats On Your Little Bundle Of Terror" Newborn Card
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"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card
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"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card
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"Let's Make It A Not So Silent Night" Christmas Card
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"He Put a Ring On It" Engagement Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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"Congrats on This Event or Milestone" Congratulations Card
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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card
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"Sending You a Firm Handshake" Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card
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"Happy Non-Denominational Holiday, You Heathen" Christmas Card
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"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card
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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card
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"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card
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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card
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"Last Thing You Wanted To Find In Your Stockings" Christmas Card
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