Birthday Cards
Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of funny birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.
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"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Douchebag" Birthday Card
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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card
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"Ugh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card
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"Generic Birthday Card" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Absolute Lunatic" Birthday Card
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"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card
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"Happy... *Takes Nap* ...Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Hag" Birthday Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Midori Splice" Greeting Card
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"Your Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged On New Year's Eve" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Son of a Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bimbo" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Smelly Hippy" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Smart-Ass" Birthday Card
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"Born On April Fool's Day" Birthday Card
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"I Hope The Pollen Count Is Low At This Party" Celebration Card
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"Happy Birthday Leadfoot" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Daddy Issues" Birthday Card
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"Try Not To Eat The Cake" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Moron" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Prick" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Four-Eyes" Birthday Card
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"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card
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"Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Little Ripper" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Birthday Card
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"Doesn't Seem Any Bigger Than the Mauretania" Birthday Card
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"I Parked This Card in the Envelope" Greeting Card
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"To My Late Wife" Birthday Card
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"I'm Sorry, Your Birthday Isn't on My Moodboard" Birthday Card
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"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card
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"You're Aging Like Fine Wine" Birthday Card
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"You've Now Entered the Dark Ages" Birthday Card
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"At This Point, You Surviving Another Year Feels Personal" Birthday Card
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"I Hope the Batteries Are Fresh for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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